It Ain't Fair

You American Idol virgins out there (your first year) are probably ready to quit the show. I feel your pain. In the first 4 weeks, 2 of the better perfomers have been sent home, while there's at least 3 others that should have been sent packing before them.

At the beginning of the year I tried to warn you that you would be disappointed and shocked.
To this I say, American Idol is a like a drug and if you can quit, for gods sake turn off the TV right now and don't go back. Put a picture of the guy who should be gone, and we all know who he is, near your remote so you won't be tempted. I'd mention his name, but he's getting way too much press already.

For those too weak to quit and those of us that are totally brain dead from the years of watching this crap here's this week's recap:

Melinda: Ok last week I said hopefully she would be gone and voted her number one. Two of our new blogettes immediately wrote to me to point out the errors of my writings. I should have explained to the newbies that I meant she's near perfect and not much to write about. Tonight Melinda was lookin good. In Spanish if you look up the word calliente you will have two definitions, 1. hot and 2. Melinda.

Lakisha had fun, but we didn't. She did move a lot, but really do we want to see Lakisha move? My advice to her would be: " Honey keep singing, you are the best, just not tonight."

Chris doing Santana. I was worried about Chris tonight, but besides being cute and sexy this was his best performance of the year.

Haley doing Turn the Beat Around. OK Haley shaking your hot pants will save you this week. Teenage boys will be texting and beating something tonight.

Phil's rendition of Maria Maria was BORING BORING. If he survives this week, he needs to take a cue from Haley and start shedding clothes. Maybe singing Maria Maria in his jock strap would not be boring, OR maybe it would be.

Jordan - WOW The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You. Well it got me. She's definitely showing she will go far.

Blake "I Need To Know" Best of the night by far. Blake's got the opposite problem of Phil. Blake singing in a jock would definitely not be boring, but he doesn't need to stoop to that level. He can sing.

Sanjaya, the Indian doing Latin, well here goes... Actually I was quite surprised, nice performance. Not bad for a Federal Way boy.

Another week done, I now have to call my sponsor. It's part of my 12 Step Recovery effort.

This Week Name Predicated Finishes
1. Blake - 6
2. Melinda - 1
3. Chris - 9
4. Lakisha - 2
5. Jordan - 4
6. Sanjaya - 12
7. Haley - 8
8. Phil - 9

Gina - 5 voted off week 4
Chris Sligh - 7 voted off week 3
Stephanie - 3 voted off week 2
Brandon - 11 voted off week 1

Unitl Next Week - Wise - OUT